Dan Bensky's Favorite Formula

is San Ren Tang... don't make John Pai cry on the inside...

These are Kidneys!

Seriously diseased kidneys. What disease, I don't know. Some type of cancer?



First of all they're incredibly enlarged, yes? Aren't kidneys usually much smaller? Those look like horse lungs! Then there's the pustules - don't know what to make of that. This image is from waxy.org - I wasn't able to find the original context.

Watch Your Kits

Two people have had their acutech kits emptied after accidentally leaving them in the lounge this semester. How fucked up is that? Hundreds of dollars of equipment gone. Whoever took that stuff, you fuckers are going to hell.

So far I haven't heard anything about kits being stolen from on top of the lockers, where most people keep them.

It's certainly possible that someone is coming from another floor or even some random person off the street is walking in and stealing stuff. But besides the BP cuffs and stethoscopes, which might have some resale value, what is the average person going to do with moxa and needles? So it's probably another student. And that student is a fucked-up asshole... don't you know we're practicing an energetic medicine here? What the hell kind of energy are you creating when you steal someone else's shit? Dumbasses.